I Need Money!

I desperately need money to pay off the loan. Help me, God.

Why do you need money? I gave you last time also and you blew it up.

Not at all. I had to repay my back interest and some I had to use it for my household expenses.

You mean you used it for wrong purposes. What is the use of giving you anything at all when you are not going to put it to the right purpose?

I need the money desperately this time otherwise I am doomed.

I don’t think I can give you.

Why not? You are such a kind person, God, that you fulfill my dreams every time.

That’s why I don’t want to give. You misuse whatever I give you.

But you have so much. You give so much to even the undeserving. I am not cribbing about it but you should reconsider.

There are problems of giving. Once I gave a million dollars to someone and the bank came to know about it and they reversed it. At other times the person found an artifact worth millions and the government took it saying it is an archeological national treasure. I don’t know how to give anything to anyone now.

I would prefer cash. If that is what you are asking for.

I don’t have cash. My wife keeps it and her accounts manager is very tough nut to crack.

Why does your wife handle the cash?

She is good at it. If I have loose change around me I tend to distribute it to some really silly people like you and she doesn’t appreciate it. Her accounts manager is very strict and is true to his boss!

But you could put in a good word for me, can you? I will repay it by donating ten percent to your charity fund. Please God help me.

No way. This is a non negotiable statement. It’s not possible.

But look at all these rich people in the world. They don’t deserve to be rich but still they get riches. Why do you give only those who have too much?

Now that’s the question I can answer. See, these people have suffered in their last lives and had prayed hard for riches in their next life. So I give them.

But they misuse their wealth and money. They indulge in wrong doings. Their greed never abates. They get so much and keep on asking for more.

That’s their problem. It’s my job to give and theirs to demand for. They are leading themselves into utter poverty in their next million lives. Why do you think I give them?

I don’t know why you give them! You know what you are doing.

If you can say that I know what I am doing, then why are you doubting me giving them? Anyway I give them to check whether they can overcome greed and lust. But they cannot since they are focused only on getting more and more.

So if you know that very well and yet you give them. It’s really silly. You shouldn’t give the undeserving ones.

You said it. I don’t think you are deserving so I cannot give you. You put your foot in your mouth.

Ah, but you are very kind. Please help me this one last time and I won’t trouble you again.

How many times have you said these same lines to me before this? Every time you do the same mistake and then come back to beg for more. You are incorrigible. Learn to save and utilize the beautiful mind that I have given you.

I really don’t know how to do that. I wish I had learnt that somewhere.

You can start your learning now. Stop taking useless loans. Save money. Learn to invest properly. Get some financial knowledge. I think you get the gist of what I am talking about.

Yes. I will do all that. But before that please solve my current financial problems. And can you now add the course fees for that financial lessons too?

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